Trash Talkin’ is the newest column on the Unchained Wrestling Network, delivered to you on a dirty plate full of four-letter words and foul rants about the worst things in wrestling today. Don’t worry, The Crimson Beast does sing words of praise sometimes. They’re usually followed a seething barrage of complaints, though. It’s a column by a fan, for the fans!

Tell me something. Why does Sting have facepaint that resembles The Joker from Batman / The Dark Knight? I don’t normally watch TNA. Or Impact Wrestling, as they’re calling it these days. I could struggle through it before when they were (slowly) climbing up the ladder, but ever since they decided to open the doors to every 60 year old veteran out there my interest in the brand quickly and methodically declined. Yesterday I decided to switch from my regular homepage of WWE.com to ImpactWrestling.com, just to catch-up on old times. What I saw shocked me.  More